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Posted | 07-18-2017, 09:44 PM

Mack had once again visited the area during the night. She couldn't tell what drew her there, the adventure from the past few times she dropped in or was it just the sheer difference of the place from the others? Either way, Samael and herself had found themselves strolling through the night as she couldn't sleep again.

Something drew her to look up at the starry night sky, the quiet that had semi settled onto the area. The area, more like a moonlit path, was lit up from various objects both in the sky and otherwise made. Mack was simply dressed as a testament of the warm night. It was cooler than what she was used to but she had gotten used to it. After all, you would remember the Southern humid heat for as long as you lived.

Samael didn't follow suit, however as he was wearing one of his usual things for the outing. He didn't really care much for casual clothing, only donning it if he was working out with Mack. He might not be very old but he'd seen some weird fashions and truth be told he'd rather the suits than anything. Bellbottoms...yeesh.. Suits were always in style and looked the best on him, if he did say so himself. He only wished Mack would put a little more thought into some of the things that she wore half of the time.

A sigh escaped his lips as he watched Mack walk ahead of him. She'd been fairly quiet that evening, which was odd. Something usually riled her up in some form or fashion. Maybe it was from the lack of sleep? Or was it that her mind just couldn't relax anymore? It was obvious that her body couldn't, always moving about now days as frustration built up. He could see it, feel it but did nothing. He could tell she needed an out that wasn't alcohol related.

She needed an adventure or some sort of thrill again.

He just hoped that she wasn't planning on jumping out of anymore planes at the moment. She had fun, that much was certain but it just didn't do the trick. Well... it did, just not in the way that he hoped. Plus he was not about to mess up another suit because of that.
“Mack speaking” | Samael speaking

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Posted | 09-28-2017, 08:12 PM

"Psssst, hey."

She speaks from the shadows, cloaked in the night and shrouded in darkness. Not actually, because she doesn't have the proper dominions, but close enough because Lilith is a fucking ninja and she'll punch anyone who says otherwise in the mouth.

She sees Mack. Yeah, her, just wandering around begging for adventure to come along and sweep her off her feet. Well lucky for the southern lady, Lilith's middle name is Adventure, if not legally than in spirit because she chose it herself. And, if anyone says otherwise, well, mouth-punching protocols ensue of course. "You wanna do something super fucked up?" She asks, waggling her eyebrows in the most mischievous way possible. Her eyebrows are one of the wonders of the god damn world. Mack better be impressed. The things she can do with them. "Actually, not super fucked up, but really funny and probably distasteful. Like, Amy Schumer levels of distasteful."

Come ooooon, you know you want to...

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Posted | 09-28-2017, 09:46 PM

Mack nearly screeched at the sounds.

First of all, what the hell was that? Sounding like some sort of devil trying to get your soul? Her hands flew up as a defense mechanism, ready to box if need be. Samael to her five o'clock as he was ready to assist, should the need be or if he needed to pull his other half off an innocent person. Either way was going to be exciting, he hoped that she would get her fill of that then and there so that way they could go home.

He was wrong.

Secondly, who was that that they mentioned? Amy Scuzzbar? Scrotum? Masseuse? Mack didn't quite keep up with most forms of entertainment as in the TV or things like that. Most of it was recycled anyways, just in a different packaging. Books, however, they could take your minds elsewhere as if you were creating the world that you read! Shocking right? Who knew that such a bedazzled and bodacious babe like her read books?

"Step into the light, Caroline and I'll listen to what ya got."

As fun as it sounded there for a second, Mack wasn't going to go anywhere without at least seeing the devil himself. Doing what was suggested or asked of her was something of an impulse reaction to do the opposite but if there was some fun to be had....

Samael's head nearly whipped around to see if Mack was serious. She possibly couldn't be that bored that she would take another stranger's offer of fun? At this rate, he was amazed that she wasn't some cracked out thing with the amount of things she got into. Still, doing something like that was probably far safer than jumping out of airplanes by all means. He smoothed his suit down, his ruffled feathers calming from the scare.
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Posted | 09-28-2017, 10:50 PM

"Whoa! Shit, calm down," Lilith momentarily panics at Mack's panic, especially since Mack's brand of panic appears to include smacking her around. She's like, 75% her height and weight, Lilith wouldn't stand a chance. "It's Lilith, by the way. Who's Caroline? Supposed to be a reference?" She didn't get the Amy Schumer reference either, meaning she's either super old-fashioned or just not into comedians. Either way, maybe not the best foot to kick off of.

Stepping into the light like a perp with his pants caught down, the girl keeps both hands up where Mack can see them, her face calm and hopefully not very punchable looking. It's a young face too, all youthful freckles framed with short hair, so surely Mack wouldn't hit someone like that? Please? "I wasn't talking about anything too illegal," she wheedles, perhaps putting her aforementioned foot in her mouth. "Just, you know, managing some mischief." No satanic rituals involved, no, sirree.

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Posted | 09-29-2017, 07:55 PM

Mack just couldn't help it.

She burst out laughing for some odd reason. She was obviously expecting someone else than what was before her, her knee-jerk reaction being overly dramatic. To say the very least..

"I hope you're not seriously entertaining this Mack." Samael only had to take one look at her to know that she had already did so. He sighed again and offered up a silent prayer as well as a thank you to whatever God was up there that he couldn't get ulcers. Mack, as of late, had been testing his patience with the amount of trouble she got into. Not that it was all her fault, just her poor choices in things sometimes.

"Samael. C'mon, what's the worst that could happen? It's just some mischief!"

She grinned up at Samael, who was still frowning at her. He gave another moment's pause before rolling his eyes at her, secretly ok with a little bit of mischief. He was there, after all, to keep her from killing herself as well as innocent people. She just had to go and say that phrase, though. The demon internally cringed whenever that form of phrase always left her lips because everything could and would go wrong.

It was a scientific law, put into practice and should be named Mack's Law.

“Mack speaking” | Samael speaking

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Posted | 09-29-2017, 08:22 PM

Well, at least Mack's not gonna punch her in the mouth anymore. It hurts a little that she's laughing so hard, but not physically. Just on the inside. Just a little. But hey, it gets her a partner in crime, and Lilith won't jump a gift shark in the mouth. "I knew you'd come around," she chirps, but all quiet and sly-like. "Then behold! My glorious plan!"

From behind her back, as if from thin air (but in reality from her pocketspace), Lilith pulls out... a pair of women's underwear. And not the weird granny panties either, these are scandalous. She even takes out a matching bra, which is equally ridiculous looking. "We gonna put these on all the statues!" The girl announces, entirely too proud of herself for thinking of this. "And I mean all the statues. In the park. All of them. I even have a sewing kit in case we have to get all surgical. Or, you know, we can just wrap them around the statue heads, whatever floats your boat."

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Posted | 09-29-2017, 08:44 PM

Mack nearly squealed in delight, as that kind of tom foolerly was just right up her alley. Even Samael had to admit that it was kind of funny and hid his face away from all observers. He was honestly expecting something a little more dangerous and he realized that he worried entirely too much over something like that.

Still, the voice of reason still had to be present when Mack was around.

"WHAT. ARE. THOOOSE?! I love it! I'm totally in and the coppers can kiss my ass on this one!"

Mack was positively thrilled and now raring to go. Though, she have to wonder where the hell did she get such undies? Did she steal them from a store or from people because the latter would have been hilarious. She was glad that the other had a sewing kit because she didn't think that any of their dominions could help them squeeze the statues into the lacy lingerie. Well, she could blast them until they fit but that was more flashy and would call the law dogs on them faster than anything.

"Now I gotta know the name of my fellow mischief. I'm Mack and this stick in the mud is Samael."

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This post was last modified: 09-29-2017, 08:55 PM by Lilith Tyrell Posted | 09-29-2017, 08:53 PM

"The sales display said they were 'crotchless panties'... if you ask me they're also everything else-less, but heeey, they'll probably make it easier to put on, right? I think?" Lilith had in fact snatched them from various stores, and in order to avoid the gaze of the cameras, had to do it quickly, silently stuffing them into her pocket space while invisible, praying that no one would notice the sight of sets of underwear disappearing abruptly. As a result, there's a whole smorgasbord of lingerie just sloshing around in there.

"It's great to meet you, Mack slash Samael!" Lilith beams at her introduction. Her face is far too pure and innocent looking for someone about to vandalize a load of public property. "Name's Lilith. Now I literally have dozens of pairs stored so-" as she says this, Lilith feeds them out of said space like a magician doing a trick. She even has matching sets! "Yeah just take a bunch. Take the kit too, we can share the little scissors and split the needles and thread if things get tricky. Wanna race? See who hits the most by sunrise?" Her eyebrows waggle again. It's like doing acrobatics but they're still attached to her face. Truly a superpower of its own.

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Posted | 09-29-2017, 10:27 PM

The competitive spirit roared inside of her, making Samael's eyebrows raise up as high as they can go. The sudden surge of everything from her shouldn't have surprised him but it always did. He could look upside her head and was already planning on various ways to win because she wasn't going to stop until it was done.

"Ok, Lilith. Let's see how far ya get. I ain't stopping until sunrise!"

Mack took the panties and grinned, raring to go. Samael reluctantly held out his arms for some of the things as well. He was obviously going to be needed for her desire to win to be sated. Who knew what kind of tricks their new accomplice would have up her sleeve? Especially since she could pull panties out of thin air like some sort of panty thief magician..

Too bad that he didn't have that kind of dominion as it would be useful. He could shove Mack in there at times to keep her quiet or even from harm. Though, he had to wonder what would happen to a live body if stuffed in there. Samael made a mental note to ask later once the race was over. For Mack, she was focused like a laser. With one last look to Samael and a grin to Lilith, she took off.

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Posted | 09-30-2017, 07:20 AM

"Awesome." She gives a thumbs up. "How about loser buys the other breakfast?"

Without waiting for an answer, Lilith disappears. Not permanently, of course, but she reappears several feet away, right next to a statue on the other side of the pathway. Waving at Mack, she hooks a bra around the old man's chest, as he reads off of an equally old iron podium. It looks like Mack's not messing around either, as she immediately rushes off too.

Teleportation doesn't cause any noise, but if it did, there'd be a series of popping noises as Lilith ports her way around the part, putting panties on children, bras on men who certainly don't need it, and even one set on a statue of a very large bird. That one's gotta be extra points; I mean, come on, it was a friggin bird. Some of the sets are harder to get on than others, but Lilith finds that many pairs of underwear can be easily torn (holy shit, how much is this stuff worth and why is it so easy to destroy, do people actually pay good money for this?) which saves time on cutting. It doesn't have to a good job, just fast.

And sneaky. Because uh, anyone who sees them will probably/definitely call the cops.

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